Eric Paulsen

Eric Paulsen

I wanted to be in radio since I was four - and four decades later I still haven't grown out of it...Full Bio


Pickup lines during social distancing

In this time of social distancing, Safer-At-Home measures and more, it's important to know how this is changing our cheesy pickup line culture. Well, not necessarily important, but fun. Times like this breed creativity, and places like Twitter and Facebook are rife right now with pickup lines that reflect what's happening out there... from a distance. We've talked about some of these on the air, but here are some of my favorites:

"Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?"

"Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead."

"Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin."

"Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead."

"I saw you from across the bar. Stay there."

"Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf."

"I'm just a girl, standing 6 feet away from a boy. Asking him to maybe move back another foot. Thanks."

"You Smell So Good... Is That Purell You're Wearing?"

"Hey, can I ship you a drink?"

"You can’t spell quarantine without 'u r a q t'”

"Hey, I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too."

"I'd jump in front of a sneeze for you."

"I have an extra hazmat suit with your name on it."

"I really can’t stay”... “Baby it’s Covid-19 outside”

A riff on the movie classic Casablanca: "Here's looking at you from the mandatory 6 feet away, Kid."

From the old country song: "IF I said you have a beautiful body, would you keep it six feet away from me?"

"So, do you come to this protective barrier often?"

"Are you sanitizer? Cuz I want my hands all over you."

See more on Twitter with the hashtag #SocialDistancingPickUpLines!

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