So what do YOU think could have POSSIBLY caused my table to SHATTER?!?

While I'm NOT a detective with the Milwuakee Police Department, I don't think I need to have taken classes at W.C.T.C. to figure out what happened to my table on my back-yard table over the weekend.

What do you think took longer; cleaning up all 962,807 pieces or, tracking down my kids to try to figure out what happened?

Don't overthink it.

Photo: Dave Michaels very old iPhone